Hey diddle diddle,


The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed,
To see such fun,
And the dish ran away with the spoon

Dear Fork,

I understand that we haven’t spoken since I ran away with your dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.
 
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